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Can anyone think of a sentence using the word taxidermist?

I need a 5 sentences that use the word "taxidermist" by tuesday.

Public Comments

1. After my dog Scruffy died, my psychopathic dad brought him to a taxidermist. Now, scruffy is always with us!
2. I went to my local taxidermist to forever commemorate my dearest Fluffy.
3. I caught a great white and don't know a taxdermist.
4. The taxidermist preserved the record breaking fish and I hung it on my wall for all to see.
5. One day i was walking down the street and i saw a little boy and then he got hit by a car and i laughed taxidermist.
6. The difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist is only after the skin.
7. Look! It's a taxidermist.